All this nonsense because you, a poor person, can’t understand why people have to shop at dollar stores?!

Low. Heat. That’s above off and a good ways below full-blast-torch.

Go do it. Now. And say my name. 

Amen brother. 

I have a “fantastic ventilation doors under the dash” story: I had no idea what they were for so I (being a 16 year-old numbskull) put my weed in ‘em. One cold Northern California day ~1988, I picked up an eighth, stashed it in my “weed hiding box” and, upon arriving home, discovered it’d disappeared! Oh no!

Cool non sequitur, brah.

Useless as a wagon?! LOL! Uh, okayyy....

This. I had a new Boxster S over the holidays and it was truly top-notch quality, in build, refinement, and function alike. You’ve gotta get near that — just near it — to play in that market position.

This isn’t car enthusiasm, it’s mental illness. Seriously.

Mine went in a day (California). Young Jalop saw “manual” and “wagon” and had to have it. Naturally, it probably needed $3k-4k of work to make reliable, but he of young impulsiveness cared not.

Cats: It’s gonna leave a stain.

Cats/Catwoman double feature!

So right, and the button for the window was super light so you could pop it open, drop your groceries in and be off in a snap. No giant swings or slamming.

Had one (stick/non-AWD), miss it terribly, wish I could have it back.

OMG, you’re the only other person I’ve heard of with that car — I had a manual Touring with the sport package. Fantastic drivers car that was happiest on a long road trip to go camping. Fast? Nope. Good? Definitely.

I’m twice your age — There will be more. Many more, for some. It’s always a tough reminder that we are not invincible or guaranteed anything.

Step 6: Prepare resume, send to competitors in warmer climes.

Not referring to SSC runs but us regular folks — Driving or riding in a dust storm and POW, you hit an obstacle and go down. You know the drill. 

Calgon only washes your troubles away...

Good luck with that in Black Rock’s mud/dust.