You can, however, blame your Thanksgiving dinner table rage-fit on your crazy Uncle Bob’s conservative conspiracy theories.

Haven’t checked lately but I don’t think crap iPhones were a part of Dukes of Hazzard canon. You may know otherwise!

How about calorie-free vitamin-fortified healthy chocolate cake too?

1. Large profit margins, 2. one basic platform, 3. built around a common tub, 4. using common parts, albeit tuned for each application.

Canon is insufferable. 

Space Miata is always the answer. 

Can it be, say, blue syrup?

...And just like that, I realized what I’m buying for myself for Christmas.

Not fast enough for love, apparently. 

When your life and livelihood are at the mercy of bonus-obsessed corporate assholes (and that’s generous), I don’t think “class” is the issue.

Kudos for Smokey/Bandit reference. Northwest-bound and up, yo.

Oh, so their product and their company’s actions are equivalent to one that single-handedly caused 86+ deaths, hundreds of families to be destroyed, an entire region’s economy to collapse, and are now threatening the entire state’s future for their management’s cost-cutting? Is that it? Is that your dumbfuck position?

So, SO well said. The truth of this cannot be overstated.

“There was not enough budget or time to prevent me from restraining myself from punching my boss in the mouth.”

IMHO, those engineers and execs should spend at least a couple years in prison. Given the priority nowadays given to bonuses over safety, truth, or human life itself, there’s really no other real way create disincentives to prevent this from happening again.

THE absolute best PS of all time. On behalf of all recovering 10-year-olds reading car mags in ‘83, thank you. 

“Just the good ol’ boys....”

“...But jobs!*”

Everyone knows that if you want a truly “disruptive” turkey meal, you politely tell your Q-lovin’ Uncle Bob, “Trump sucks.”

Touché! And both are a little strange for a company (and a car-making country) that refused to put cupholders in their cars for decades.