Look. I hate this shit, too, but there are plenty of people that refrain from wearing racist costumes every year. The holiday isn’t the problem; PEOPLE are the problem. Also, I love Halloween, and how dare you suggest this idea!!

Boy, when the druids make a (festival holiday?) It really sticks.

This is like when Omarosa was shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU, that the Trump White House was racist. But, you know, after she left and needed to plug her book.

To be fair, I suspect there are a lot of things this lady doesn’t know. 

Think it’s even simpler than that. Not enough hetero-dudes as leads, aka focuses on female protagonists-shut that shit down.

“It’s too girly” = “ONLY MEN SHOULD RESPOND TO THE TV SHOWS.  WE SHOULD EXPERIENCE NO EMOTIONS OTHER THAN LAUGHTER AND HATE.  IF WE LAUGH AT SOMETHING WE HATE, EVEN BETTER.”

FX is a joke. I’m happy Abbi got picked up by Comedy Central instead, they’re much better at promotion and handling any shows.

My sister teaches kinder and taught pre-k this summer. We went to the zoo and my 20 mo old walked a lot of it (she likes to push her stroller up hills which is incredibly annoying). We saw 6 and 7 year olds HOPPING in and out of strollers. My sister says many of her kids are basically incapable of walking for extended…

Nah, her dog whistles are coming through loud and clear. 

Also, if I were a person who discovered that their wife’s doctor had deliberately dyed her vagina as a joke to me, I would be fucking LIVID. Even without the cancer-survivor aspect, you violated the most intimate part of my spouse’s body without her consent.

“It was a joke for (my husband).”

It’s exactly that his base won’t believe those stories of him not working hard, getting things done, doing great work (which he highlights in all his speeches/rallies) that they’d just think it’s the media’s “fake news” again (so tired of that term). Or that he needs his down-time like any hard worker and that’s all…

A lot of his base don’t believe in systemic advantages/disadvantages though, so to them him playing golf all the time just means that he worked SO HARD that now he doesn’t have to work anymore, and they’ll be able to do the same

Makes a lot of sense to me, except that I think his supporters just refuse to believe it. “He’s not out golfing, he’s networking! He’s not watching TV, his thoughts just happen to correlate almost perfectly with Fox and Friends”.

Try a different browser, without your adblockers and things. That often works for me.

I just dove into a big-ass gin martini. It's been that kind of week.

“Your best bet is to get a concealed carry permit.”

I spent ten years working as a broadcast journalist and received a number of threats, but two that rose to the level where we actually contacted police. The local sheriff literally told me “There’s nothing we can really do. Your best bet is to get a concealed carry permit.” Nothing ever happened, fortunately, but it…

Is this administration just going out of their way to check off every one of the “domestic abuser” cliches?  “You made them get so angry they sent you bombs” is right up there with “its your fault I got so angry I hit you” defense.

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.