Hey, if fetuses were armed with AR-15s, no doctor would dare try to abort them.

(Perhaps “Colostomy Bag?”)

Donald Trump: I would have totally rushed into the school and taken out that shooter with my bare hands!

Also Donald Trump:

Whatever other factors there were for Chandler Riggs, I think a large part of it was they had no freaking idea what to do with the kid, storywise. And it’s been that way for a while.

I felt like Elaine in Seinfeld watching The English Patient during this episode... “Just die already!!!”

“You cannot be anti choice and feminist. Period.”

“Throughout the first half of the event the panelists talked about Planned Parenthood, complained that anti-abortion women had been ostracized by the Women’s March and had feminism stolen from them.”

Happy International Women’s Day

Looking at the illustration for this post, my first thought: “not with those nails.”

Investing it in American Idol is still preferable than giving it to Scientology.

Not to mention you are introducing a slew of new problems. Who pays for it, nobody has any money remember? You have to pay for the gun and the training to use it? How do you keep a student from getting a hold of it? If you lock it away how does the teacher get a hold of it quickly? How do you keep the students safe…

Starring because sincerity.

Folgers is good shit, we have it in our office. But we are also all poor.

God, if only I could fall into the same time warp that Folgers did and end up back in 2013.

List of priorities when I ever get to London:

I’m rooting for which ever one I’d like to have a beer with since that worked so well in the US.

Ayyyyyy

oh... my...

😂😂😂

Isn’t that how they make moonshine?