If you were alive in the late ’70s and saw him on “American Bandstand,” you’d known he was white. Thanks for making me feel old, Panama.

Sure, but it’s a reminder that all of the symbols of rugged male authenticity in American conservative politics — see also “Sheriff” Clarke’s stupid fucking hat and flair, or grifter Zinke’s upside-down fly rig — are bullshit.

Here’s a few off the top of my head:

His “strategy” of being so awful and continuously saying awful things is working: I am exhausted. Just add it to the ever-growing pile that is so large it will eventually bury us all under a suffocating blanket of horribleness.

Here, I’ll help: you shouldn’t agree with this. The estimated cost of a manned mission to the Moon is $100B. That is more than five years of NASA budget. If you allocated them an extra $100B, NASA could fund every program on its Discovery, New Frontiers, and Flagship lists (including the longshot ones), put landers on…

Is he racist or anti-Semantic? We’re just arguing Semitics here.

“My accountant while we’re at it is one of them. I ate a bagel once. That Schindler’s List sure was a sad story, glad it was only a movie.”

The whole Republican Party has gone anti-semantic. I mean, Trump is two years into an all-out assault on meaning itself.

Alabama is really doing to do this, aren’t they? And the Republicans in the Senate are going to fucking welcome him with open arms. This can’t be real life.

There are some things that I get when it comes to civic engagement (like that one little girl with freakishly encyclopedic knowledge of the presidents and the W puppet), but something about kids and pplitical activism always rubs me the wrong way.

“Seee? He was with a little girl and he didn’t even try to fuck her!”

Sometimes I think of myself almost a decade ago, so excited about Obama’s campaign. Then I try to imagine explaining 2017 to that woman. This is one of several times when words fail me.

The allure of drugs, for me, was pure escapism. Once I went to rehab, I was able to get the mental healthcare I needed and realized how fucked up my life had gotten while I was self-medicated with opioids. When you know you need help but you don’t know which kind, nor how to reach out...you may find yourself…

That triple brow lady (wtf?) looked like she was trying to audition to be B’etor and Lursa’s cousin.

I can’t believe that the cheetos turkey has already been unseated as the most goyish cultural tradition known to man.

Trump and his ilk’s “whataboutism” is absolutely infuriating to me. I don’t allow my six year old to get away with that shit, I don’t know how he’s constantly allowed to get away with it. Why doesn’t anyone have the balls to nail him and them down on that garbage? I saw one reporter who did and Trump abruptly told him…

The response is pretty simple Bill Clinton’s sex life was one of the primary subjects of a nearly 50 million dollar investigation by a Special Counsel, does Trump feel Mueller should similarly expand his investigation to cover allegations of Sexual misconduct?

Yeah, that memory, along with the memory of all of the various investigations into Hillary, is going to eat a hole through my stomach as the calls to fire Mueller because his investigation is too wide-ranging get louder. Special investigations of the Clintons should drag on for years, even if no indictments are made.…