secondhandprose
Secondhand Prose
secondhandprose

I mean, are they deliberately hiring sexual predators? I feel like it’s a requirement for being any man on their payroll. And I don’t care if she was a conservative shill/Trump surrogate, nobody deserves this. I’m so afraid there will be otherwise level-headed people intimating that.

I am genuinely beginning to wonder if there’s a single male employed by that network who has not harassed any of his female coworkers right now.

And see, what could she possibly gain from making this story up?

Wow this is awful. She’s very brave in doing this especially since people will accuse her of doing it for money and/or attention.

This is direct threat and nothing will happen to him. He is also provoking North Korea. Welcome to Sundays.

Also, because I can never not mention this:

Do you think Vasilisa is just a bit too twee and good?

JUSTICE FOR BABA YAGA

This always reminds me of this famous Family Guy line:

But somehow the President of Mexico was able to contact the United States and offer support and assistance... last week.

This man can’t let anything go. That is why I’m convinced he wanted to run and win because of the White House correspondence dinner. That’s also why he wants to get rid of anything obama did.

Now I need a twitter account detailing the fictional writing desks of famous authors. Emerson’s is just a pile of leaves next to a pond. Mary Shelley’s is her mother’s grave. Ayn Rand writes on the back of Paul Ryan, who considers it an honor.

It’s not at all like Howard Dean and John Kerry going at it after ‘04 because neither of them were the first female presidential candidate in our history and in that primary and every other primary we’ve had the nominee’s validity wasn’t questioned once it was clear they would be the nominee.

Maybe, just maybe, the real wall was in our hearts all along...?

The WALL, which is already under construction in the form of new renovation of old and existing fences and walls...

Ditto. I’m pretty upset that harpy is losing right now, even if I’m pulling for Baba Yaga in the final round. I will head to Sephora tomorrow if someone creates a harpy, Baba Yaga, or La Llorona themed palette.

1. I’m still pissed about Cthulhu not winning his round, that’s some bs.

I wait until I’m asked for a dick pic, because I was raised right, I’m old-fashioned, I’m a gentleman.