secondhandprose
Secondhand Prose
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Cyborg ... So, what’s more appealing: looking like a character in Blade Runner

Beauty by Cthulhu: For when you want to REALLY drive him insane.

This is the content I deserve. I’m not being sarcastic, I’m having a shitty week and this made me smile.

P.S. If Gorgon doesn’t win in the long run, I will burn down this website.

If it’s not based on the Babadook I don’t want it.

Now, the Cylops are potential beauty icons because they have an additional third eye to apply a great eyeshadow look

I don’t understand what you mean by a cyclops has an “additional third eye”. A cyclops has one eye.

Big Foot. I’m tired of shaving my thighs.

Vogue called mermaid beauty “the new punk”

This is fantastic, but you’re missing one very important option: goblins.

If Cthulu doesn’t win, I’m calling it rigged.

Since when does a cyclops have three eyes?

King writes a damn good 84% of a novel. The rest is always iffy. And keep your fingers crossed for an ending that doesn’t make you wanna casually knock the book into the “donate” pile.

I am a HUGE Stephen King fan, and I agree with all of this.

King does write the worst sex scenes, especially when he tries to write them from a female perspective. To be fair, most male authors are terrible at this.

“fitness, character or qualifications” of Hillary Clinton.

Sorry...yes, indeed, I was venting. My comment was really directed again the implicit slam against second-wave feminists in the original post, which seems de rigeur these days. I absolutely agree with you.

If I were a female driver being compared to Danica Patrick, this would be my response:

God, I am just so FUCKING TIRED of all the second-wave feminist bashing. No one ever bashes throwback white male 60s radicals with antiquated, simplistic, and pseudo-colorblind views of gender, race, and economics with the same viciousness...instead, they turn them into cult political figures. Second-wave feminists