Nah, that’s true. But the educated white people that voted for him in spite of knowing he’s a buffoon largely will.

Okay, I laughed out loud.

...and those that do just don’t care.

He wouldn’t know a fact if it grabbed him by the pussy.

Also, our president thanked Putin for expelling our diplomats. Said he wanted to cut payroll anyway (which isn’t how funding works).

Oh, no worries, lol. I’ve had too many cats to not realize that i’m a beloved food dispenser to them.

Pretty much.

Once, working as a cashier, I was actually reprimanded for accepting a $2 bill. Supervisor did not care it was legal tender. Still blows my mind.

Everyone knows you shouldn’t give money to homeless people. They’ll just spend it on abortions and smart phones.

Fair point. Maybe it’s more a mammalian thing?

Is it weird/wrong that I want this to happen so badly? I don’t even watch the show. And, you know, Spicy’s an ass.

After I came home from my mother’s funeral I kind of collapsed on the bed and sobbed for what had to be hours. One by one, each of my animals- a dog who knew normally he wasn’t allowed on the bed, and two cats that hated each other- one by one they jumped up and cuddled with me until I calmed down. I was surrounded by…

This is fantastic. Peak Herzog. Bet he’s fun at parties.

The Dems scream death as OCare dies!

There aren’t enough eyeroll emojis in the world.

That’s the one!

Picture a hilarious gif of Cartman being thrown under a bus.

“My son is a high quality person. The most tremendous, transparent son money can buy. He’s like a beautifully crystal-clear crystal he’s so transparent. Media being unfair! #MAGA”

Odds are good Bacos were involved.

Biggest eyeroll gif ever, here.