I’ve said it before- he just wants to watch himself be president on tv.

Fascists: they do love a “campaign rally”.

Last week a Seattle woman was attacked in a bathroom at Golden Gardens by a level III sex offender.

Flat track?

He cut himself shaving?

He secretes it.

The acid was Diane attempting to get the Bannon smell/film off the tub?

They’ll have to staff up quick if Sessions is going after legal weed like he’s promised.

I, for one, cannot believe Oliver Queen would do such a thing. FOR SHAME.

Kids = cats in another form, apparently.

Oh, barf bag. I just can’t quit you (though it would be healthier for me if I did).

That low-key pained expression as mom drags the kids out is hysterical.

LOL, I scrolled down to see if it was just me. What on earth.

Dead. You can’t teach comic timing like that.

I’d imagine graciously dealing with misbehaving children is a skill most statesmen develop, de rigueur. Unless you are Donald Trump. Then you are gracious for a half-second before changing your mind and mocking the mother.

The Sex Pistols always get a star.

You know his French toast game is on point.

Aw, I’ve got a soft spot for hippie dudes. A result of my misspent youth. So, yes, I probably would if he weren’t just a few years older than my daughter. Parenthood will straight up ruin your ability to lust after younger people.

Well played.