It’s actually kind of absurd. We’re living in a cartoon now.

The folks at the Daily Stormer actually hate Breitbart.

Seriously. I feel like the guy that came up with it owes my younger self an apology.

This lawsuit seems counterproductive. I mean, no one really believes she was a prostitute, right? All she’s doing is keeping the story alive and revealing her mercenary plan to cash in, which is actually real and demonstrably worse.

The alphabet method has led to more bad head than Supercuts.

That was my take. White House Press briefings are going to get much smaller.

YUP THIS IS OUR LIFE NOW

At least people enjoy Anthony Hopkins and Michael Caine paycheck movies.

Isn’t gaslighting kind of dependent on the subject being invested the reality of the situation? Because i’m not sure the public gives one flying fuck about Johnny Depp right now.

The hashtags really make this

...Mark Burnett, who supposedly has potentially damaging tapes of our now-president from the show, which he claims he is unable to release. Burnett talked for many, many minutes about the origin of The Apprentice... Then he addressed Trump, calling their friendship “one of the greatest relationships of my life.”

This whole thread- but especially this gif!- just set off a jag of uncontrollable, semi-hysterical laughter. Thank god i’m at home. My cats think i’m insane.

This is a bad look for NBC, especially after the Melissa Harris Perry debacle.

- Their Hair: When can you touch it?

Well, my hair isn’t on fire yet and i’ve been studiously avoiding the word “coup”, but i have been quietly shitting my pants for days.

I’m one of the people that unthinkingly retweeted cop pics and “no arrest” declarations. I could explain why, but there’s probably been enough of that. My intentions are not the issue, my fuck-up is. I did retweet black activists on the topic later, after I realized my mistake, but I didn’t actually apologize for…

Man needs to put the camera down and pet that baby immediately.

If there’s any justice, he’ll go like Jack Kerouac. Death via end-stage, uncontrolled alcoholism is still probably too good for him.

The massive, undeniable power of a lame-duck president. 🙄

Aw, hell. And so passes a legend.