WHY ISN’T THIS ARTICLE WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN CAPS?

WHY ISN’T THIS ARTICLE WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN CAPS?

There should be some sort of a limit on the number of NBA players who can simultaneously co-opt Superman as their alter ego/muse/inspiration.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I don’t like what I see...

I didn’t know anything about this before this Jez article (because I’m 44) but I read Natalie’s essay and just... holy shit, kids. Why are you like this?

Man of your word.

One day, that elusive perfect victim will emerge. Until then, congrats on making your snap judgment with none of the evidence in, something I’m sure you would *never* accuse someone siding with the victim of doing. 

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

Kind of shocked by this.

MF said “Nautious.” Like he didn’t even give it a good shot. Typed out a word that look like a Transformer that turns into a sailboat.

and especially nautious to side with someone with such poor grammar

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

“Wait you don’t have to pay them first?”

Steelers fans like him again now

This man is 23 and yet could conceivably be a brother of Jim Tomsula.

Let’s be fair here, the problem isn’t that people can’t decide what they want until they pull up to the squawk box, it’s that you can’t see the goddamn menu until you pull up to it. I usually have an idea what I want before I get there, but sometimes the menu reminds me of something that I haven’t had in a while, or I…

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

Pony keg??? You’ll just get ripped off on that, just have an entire truckload of kegs delivered if you really want to get your money’s worth.

Yeah and a bushel of corn is cheaper per ear than just ordering one ear of corn. B-in-law’s argument is silly.

Of course it is. That's why I always buy a box for the table.