MOTHER APPROVES

Mike Pence approves

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”

A butt fingering would have been a lot more exciting than this game.

My man!

Thank god, I thought I left the webcam on

Ugh. Thanks for the reminder.

Now remember, just because he hasn’t had it fingered doesn’t mean he hasn’t had it eaten, so he could still have played for Detroit.

I guess this player hasn’t played for Detroit, then.

Is Jolie Kerr around? She’s gonna kill you. 

Here’s some good news, you shouldn’t make your bed.

OK, he sucks now, but he was pretty funny as the little brother on Malcolm in the Middle.

Wait, does he look exactly like he sounds? Dear comment reader, you know he does.

Tracer in Smash speculation coming in 3...2...

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

He promptly went out and gained 22 yards on 20 carries over the first 3 games of 2015.

why did you repost my pic?

We all know that agents, attorneys, all have their agenda—by the way, they’re all taking money out of the pie, too, when they’re there. And so the straighter it goes from the source to the one receiving it, nine times out of ten, that’s more efficient.

On the one hand, fuck Jerry Jones.