It came as a complete and utter shock that he was immediately thrust into the collective sports conscious as a hero with everyone glad-handing each other and feeling really good about this.

Drew dunking on Mike was a highlight.  

I’ll start off by saying the NFL can go fuck itself. With that said, in this particular circumstance, I don’t know what my perfect scenario would be. The sports world, it seems any way, has been issued an edict to act as the legal, ethical, and moral authority on all of these very real, very troubling societal issues.…

Cool story.

That looks tasty, whatever it is, but a Coney it is not.

So sorry for your loss, this was a great read.  There is nothing like a Coney!

Reminder to all of those involved in 2 weeks, let them go a little bit before breaking it up.  Do it for all of us, thanks.

Oh man that is delicious

Oh man that is delicious

Chalupa Batman said all that needs to be said.

6-button or gtfo

Those kids look thrilled to be in the presence of “greatness”.

Both of these two suck and sound like extremely boring people.

My thoughts too, if this an introspective look at a generation (which I don’t believe it to be), holy fucking shit.

Is it hard to breath directly from your mouth?

Having to simultaneously peruse the menu and order seems to be more of the issue to me.  It’s the person who waits to get to the window to shuffle through their purse/get their wallet out of their pocket to pay that irks me.  You just sat in the line for 5 minutes, what were you doing?

Yeah, whenever you have a chance to immediately side with an alleged rapist, you have to do that.

You forgot the part about the self-important parents getting to fap about themselves really being something!

“I read the article”

Ah yes, Philadelphia.