No disrespect intended, but why not just go back to doing what you were doing before?  

That’s just shitty man.

Impossible!

I’m 37, I don’t think I’ve taken a bath since I was maybe 11 or 12?  Granted I’m 6'7" so I don’t fit in bathtubs either, but I’ve never been under the impression that adults take baths.

What?  This is an offensive thing now?  I thought it means if you look at it, the sign maker gets to drill you in the shoulder with a fist?  

No video?! Damn.  

Nope.  

That’s crazy, I didn’t know you could eat shrimp through a straw in your nose.  

That quote about privilege though that equality feels like oppression or something like that.  These kids think they do deserve it even if they don’t have the grades, because they’re privileged and expect to get what they want.  

What a likely scenario that’d be...so I was eating this hot dog, and it shot mayo all over my shorts.  It’s Mayonaise, I swear!

If you use DND after 10, why would you give a flying fuck if someone texts you after 10.

That’s why I like my salad [Bond voice] shaken, not tossed

After seeing Trey Wingo mansplain the fuck out of Jeffrey Simmons beating the piss out of that woman who was laying on the ground, I feel like we need Trey Wingo’s thoughts here. Such an insightful fellow.

Three straight triple double seasons is an incredible statistic. No one will ever take that away from you, Russ.

He’s not going to disappear.  He is way too widely known to just simply disappear.  He may get tortured, but he isn’t going to disappear.

The ads I get are all relevant to whatever web content I’ve been browsing.  Way to out yourself.

Yes, I was excited to hear that I would get an actual timeline back again.  I have never paid attention to how many likes a post in my feed has, so I didn’t know that it was a thing people would want to do away with.  

Well, yes. He should be embarrassed. Extremely embarrassed. He is a billionaire and an extremely powerful man, and had to pay for cheap sex in some sketchy strip mall. Yes. Let’s embarrass the hell out of him.

Come on Bob, you know we aren’t going to see that little guy from so far away. 

Absolutely!  I remember doing or saying something stupid my senior year of high school and my parents taking my car keys from me for a week.  That was a real kick in the dick too.