Idunno, but I’m 6'7 and my mom is 5'2, so you just do it and take shit away from them if they don’t.  

So how many bodies do you claim, and when is your special hitting Netflix?

But the Pistons were not going to get the 1-3 pick. They had as good a chance to get that pick as they do to win a championship this season.

Is this Mike Valenti’s burner?

Is the 16th pick really that much worse than the 13th pick?

I don’t know that Drummond looked like a baby when Giannis looked like he got hit by a speeding train when Drummond shoved him.  Might have just been him flopping, but he didn’t seem huge then.  

except 2019 Blake Griffin just had the best season of his career.

Yeah, so he fucked a lot of women. Who are you to say whether that is acceptable or not? Those women weren’t using him at all though? Get the fuck outta here.

He’s a creep because he fucked a porn-star?  I mean I don’t know what sports you enjoy...but chances are...those athletes you enjoy..nevermind.  Be angry.

That is amazing!  I love Rickey Henderson anecdotes.  

Things seem great in Pittsburgh

Count this fella as a fan of the Patti Labelle Pie line

Hey EA:  I don’t need a live component to my Dragon Age game.  That is all. 

But hey, all is not lost, we still have Vince

I like Over My Dead Body, but commercial breaks, my goodness.  Accused is one of my favorites.  Was really good.

The anonymous scout sounds like a raging racist. 

It goes into ending every statement you say to your kid turning into a question.  We’re going to the dentist now, okay?  How about we just have one more bite of vegetables?  Are you ok with that?  It’s like parents are willfully putting their kid in the driver’s seat.  

Jesus, that is so good.

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