What a likely scenario that’d be...so I was eating this hot dog, and it shot mayo all over my shorts.  It’s Mayonaise, I swear!

If you use DND after 10, why would you give a flying fuck if someone texts you after 10.

That’s why I like my salad [Bond voice] shaken, not tossed

After seeing Trey Wingo mansplain the fuck out of Jeffrey Simmons beating the piss out of that woman who was laying on the ground, I feel like we need Trey Wingo’s thoughts here. Such an insightful fellow.

Three straight triple double seasons is an incredible statistic. No one will ever take that away from you, Russ.

Well, yes. He should be embarrassed. Extremely embarrassed. He is a billionaire and an extremely powerful man, and had to pay for cheap sex in some sketchy strip mall. Yes. Let’s embarrass the hell out of him.

Come on Bob, you know we aren’t going to see that little guy from so far away. 

Absolutely!  I remember doing or saying something stupid my senior year of high school and my parents taking my car keys from me for a week.  That was a real kick in the dick too.  

Idunno, but I’m 6'7 and my mom is 5'2, so you just do it and take shit away from them if they don’t.  

So how many bodies do you claim, and when is your special hitting Netflix?

But the Pistons were not going to get the 1-3 pick. They had as good a chance to get that pick as they do to win a championship this season.

Is this Mike Valenti’s burner?

Is the 16th pick really that much worse than the 13th pick?

I don’t know that Drummond looked like a baby when Giannis looked like he got hit by a speeding train when Drummond shoved him.  Might have just been him flopping, but he didn’t seem huge then.  

except 2019 Blake Griffin just had the best season of his career.

Yeah, so he fucked a lot of women. Who are you to say whether that is acceptable or not? Those women weren’t using him at all though? Get the fuck outta here.

He’s a creep because he fucked a porn-star?  I mean I don’t know what sports you enjoy...but chances are...those athletes you enjoy..nevermind.  Be angry.

That is amazing!  I love Rickey Henderson anecdotes.  

Things seem great in Pittsburgh