Simon Pegg has wasted a lot of good will he earned in Spaced and Cornetto Trilogy in the recent years, but c’mon, that’s not a way to talk about someone who’s gonna be in your movie and who wrote previous movies in the franchise you’re connecting yourself to against laws of nature.

I see no copy rights issues with it, approved.

IIRC Woodstock 99 was on a former Air Force base? Take it from an idiot who forgot his sunscreen at an airshow: there’s not a lot of shade on an airfield.

Let’s be fair.

...pets whose owners have died.

The dealer was immediately hired by Rob Pelinka as a salary cap specialist

Hey, don’t push him, ‘cause he’s close to the edge!

Well I hope he got the message.

Rumor is that five people caught him, and they were furious. 

When you said “Grandmaster caught cheating in the bathroom” my first thoughts were of sympathy towards Mrs. Flash. 

Member of vile group also member of vile Facebook group.

Lol, I did in my younger days. Flipped right over too...one of my many, educating mishaps.

So what you're suggesting is that he... Double Down

LOL I learned this firsthand on a bicycle. Rain had collected in a low point a parking lot; it didn’t look deep, but oops there was a pothole hidden in the middle of that low point. I didn’t fall over but my butt did feel it.

This dumb guy has been reading Jezebel off and on for years now. Sometimes I’m enlightened, sometimes I’m rolling my eyes.

You left out a very vital piece of information: Even if you know the road that is covered in water - it may have been washed out due to the water - think sinkhole - only filled with water now - if it’s deep enough you can’t see the pavement you literally can not trust that the surface is still there. 

They’re doing God’s work. Since He’s busy.

+1 My (late) mother had surgery a few years ago that involved a plastic surgeon sewing capillaries the width of a human hair so yes, those guys can be awesome.

I now consider this matter 95% closed. This is as much of an apology as we can expect from a superb athlete and spoiled habitual champion as Serena.

I’m pretty much in the bag for Serena Williams as a rule. She’s been one of my favorite athletes for 20 years. That being said, she isn’t and has never been a good loser and that day certainly wasn’t one of her finer moments. She embarrassed herself and basically ruined Naomi Osaka’s moment.