I mean, I’d give myself a 0.001% chance, basically a freak shot while she adapts to my epic slowness and profoundly slow ball speed, but it’s not non-zero.

Popeye’s is without a doubt the most disorganized fast food place I’ve ever seen

Honest to goodness, I know it’s a symbolic question, but I have no idea what a gallon of milk costs either.

Wait, I thought the Tusla Roughnecks were the official fanclub of Tusla (the band, not the inventor)?

NAL, but I work in the industry... my guess:

At least the Oilers were consistently entertaining.  (White Shoes Johnson! Sideline fights!  That Bills game!)

Combine these with an unfinished concrete floor, and the scraping sound recalls the Titanic and that iceberg.

So I guess I’m sitting at the wrong angle to the monitor here at work, because I thought that said “ONION”.

“It’s not like it’s bad or I did anything bad. But to me, I just know I can do better.”

+1 diamond (crazy variety)

I was replacing some pickets on my back fence, had pulled down about five or six. The neighbor appeared and asked, “You are going to replace those, right?”

it’s good for a do-over on any non-scoring play

Great series, did I wander over to Lifehacker? :)

Oof, this is somewhere on my bookshelf

Good points:

I know we’re all here to goof on the NFL and our teams, etc. but it’s fascinating that we’re only five articles in and we’ve gone from one team that couldn’t kick their QB to the curb fast enough (Cardinals), to now the one that’s double-? triple-? downing on theirs.

Wow, completely forgot about those other guys

Yep. Just a faraway observer, but one would think that Loria set the bar so low that with minimum effort any new ownership group could clear that hurdle. But Jeter seems bound and determined to crawl under it.

You’re right, pretty much typical for rural TX...

I just love that particular F1 flavor of passive-aggressiveness: