Any drive-thru, in front of me:

That’s a good tip about pre-check.

“ongoing misalignment of the mission”

...the most famous top secret government facility in the world

Pegg: “Oh I’m sure it’s going to be great, not like a tire fire in space at all.”

IIRC Woodstock 99 was on a former Air Force base? Take it from an idiot who forgot his sunscreen at an airshow: there’s not a lot of shade on an airfield.

On another topic -- not to quibble over semantics, but how “secret” is a Facebook group with 9,500 members?

I miss the Chevy / GMC StepSide. I traded in a ‘98 Chevy for what I’m sure wer every good reasons at the time, but I’d love to have it back.

LOL I learned this firsthand on a bicycle. Rain had collected in a low point a parking lot; it didn’t look deep, but oops there was a pothole hidden in the middle of that low point. I didn’t fall over but my butt did feel it.

This dumb guy has been reading Jezebel off and on for years now. Sometimes I’m enlightened, sometimes I’m rolling my eyes.

I’m far from a food snob, but I’m completely with Drew: the hot dog eating contest is gross.

Wait, certainly I’m not the only one having difficulty getting past the fact that he’s TiVo-ing Fox News?

+1 My (late) mother had surgery a few years ago that involved a plastic surgeon sewing capillaries the width of a human hair so yes, those guys can be awesome.

OK that makes sense. Six weeks in a hotel can get pricey (even in an extended stay one), but that’s not long enough to set up an apartment.

And the film snobs saw Chinatown, too

Wait, your employer required you to use AirBnB? I think I’d tell the cheap b*stards to spring for a LaQuinta.

Yep, and furthermore, I’ve never, ever had to ask for a hotel’s “legal documentation,” FFS.

Agreed. I seem to remember Pam as (a) the sneaky-hot one of that season (as opposed to Rachel the “photogenic” one but even then her personality... oof), and (b) one of the few cast members of those early seasons who seemed to have their sh*t together. (Thinking of the deputy sheriff from LA as well.)  I also got the…

I love the sound / tone she gets out of her guitar. If I could play it’s how I would want to sound.