You must be white.

Thank you for reminding why abortion should always be legal and in some cases, mandatory.

It's not the only thing being blasted on your face on a regular basis.

Which one of your uncles touched you? It's okay, Jesus loves you.

I read a book and now I know everything.

Barry Bonds could still win the home run derby if he wanted to.

Atlanta, Phoenix, Carolina, Columbus. It sure thrived and is thriving there.

Please. There is no valid reason to have hockey in markets where it will never succeed.

Because hockey has worked out so well in that vast desert shithole known as Arizona. Fuck off Bettman.

Can deadspin boot your terrible drivel off this site too?

I pity you.