I highly doubt 47% of Jalopnik’s reader base voted for Trump.

They have no idea what they are doing they have no idea what they are doing they have no idea what they are doing they have no idea what they are doing

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

nah

Turning away is what got us into this mess, my bruh.

I fail to understand why all my LGBT and immigrant friends are so worried. This is an extremely gay-friendly and immigrant friendly family. The First Lady-Elect starred in lesbian porn while staying as an undocumented immigrant, for Christ’s sake!

Just like electing a President, Americans are dumb asses.

I waited 22 years to see the Jays win something. I’m wearing this AL East champs gear every fucking day and there’s nothing you can do about it. What the hell else am I supposed to do, wear Leafs merch?

I like the S3 as a car but it just screams “cheaper car trying to play luxury” to me from a styling standpoint. The hood is too short and tall, leading to a beltline which is too tall. It’s hard to describe, but something is just off from a proportions standpoint.

I think I want to play this? I have always had a soft spot for arcade racers with the most over the top cabinets possible.

Grown-ass bankers and lawyers spend $1,000 on fly fishing equipment to stand in cold water, catch an 8-inch trout, put it back in the water unharmed, and call it a successful day.

Stance threads always bring out the most boring suburban cop/dad-sounding people. Square-toe shoe and chinos-wearing guys who hate the kids.

Oh who the fuck cares. They are mostly doing this shit to cars no one cares about like civics and escorts. It’s not for you. Fine. It’s not for me either. But if they enjoy it, lighten the fuck up. This country would be a lot better if people stopped caring so fucking much what other people are doing when it doesn’t…

I was caught in the middle of a lightning storm and DESPERATELY needed my DeLorean DMC-12 to start. It was running perfectly fine one minute, then randomly died. After several cranks, it was looking BLEAK. In a moment of pure frustration and helplessness, I slammed my head into the steering wheel...and it fired right…

“perfect weight distribution” is a magazine racer stat. don’t use it.

Nope. It isn’t.

I’m pretty sure you missed the entire point of the piece, which is that she and her team are having FUN — a great missing ingredient in tons of youth sports endeavors — by not taking themselves or each other too seriously. 

Wtf has happened to Jalopnik? Guy “mods” his car by making the factory bypass valve stay open to have the stock exhaust a bit louder and people are complaining that it’s not fair to the general public? Gimme a break people.