Brah,

Still disappointing though compared to his mentor.

Ice hockey would like to have a word with you.

I’m totally convinced that the rise of lacrosse in the suburbs is fueled by parents who feel there are too many brown and black kids in soccer. Since soccer doesn’t require all that expensive gear, there’s no barrier to the poors mixing it up with the sons of the upper middle classes.

Listen, I really don’t want to see Pittsburgh win another cup, but are we going to allow our nation’s capital to become a continued source of Russian happiness?

Thanks for reading!

Nah.

I get that the average Mercedes-Maybach S600 buyer doesn’t drop almost $200,000 on a sedan because it is significantly faster than the S550, but rather does so simply because it is more expensive and therefore better.

I promise that, behind the scenes, I’ll be bothering the hell out of Ballaban and Patrick George to let me write more for them.

- The Tragic David Tracy Story.

Have always dug the slantnose.

He should’ve turned off the wipers..

Underthteer*

My roommate and I were bouncing off the ceiling and screaming after the game 3 OT goal by Fiala (who’s only 20!!!).

3/5 Mustangs: If the out of control wheelspin causes the Mustang to hit a stationary object like a post, bush, tree or is otherwise damaged (tire puncture, clutch or engine failure) Threat level: MODERATE

So “rate” means “speed” and “speed” means “rate”. I’m going to “speed” your post as “pedantic”.

Every Libertarian is the hero of his own masturbation fantasy.

Do not read this reply if you are unable to take someone being extremely abrasive and cold. I will not spare you a single detail or truth, and will likely as a result trample all over your sentiments.