He is a huffer. The cloth has spray paint on it. You can see it when he is stopped at the end of the clip.

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

Considering how private Taylor seems to be with her relationships (she needs to leave the juicy stuff for her songs) I actually don’t think they were staged? She’s just not that thirsty for paparazzi, considering her star status. She doesn’t have to ask.

In the dark. As they rode by. They see the activity behind the dumpster. Something seems wrong about it to them. They turn back to investigate. They intervene. They call for help. They hold the perpetrator until the authorities arrive. They provide eyewitness testimony. They don’t seek the limelight, in fact they shun…

It’s all fun and games until every social construct breaks down and someone is murdered for the conch.

Seriously, how old are you? It’s not *her* comparison, the caption references “Baby Got Back”.