Gunhumpers gonna hump.

“Grolar”? I live where we only get some black bears. Is this some new hybrid grizzly and polar bear (which would make an incredible horror movie), or just a term for “grizzly bears and polar bears”?

I first heard that term on a nature documentary narrated by F. Murray Abraham. The amused/disbelieving tone he used for that word, I can still hear it, pure gold.

Then their extinction will be a blessing! #blessedthebearsalldiedout

This is just pure, unfettered racism.

Eff the Yankees, their “legends”, fuck Mariano Rivera, fuck Derek Jeter, and fuck their stupid Kate Smith song.

Do you want to appeal to Boston sports fans or not?

Yeah, so he knows about the oppression of people of color.  Kamala Harris understands way better than him, what with all the letters, phone calls, and public pleas for her to stop doing it and all.

I don’t have a joke here. I just came to say I’m a crusty old baseball fan who hates this rule and feels like it’s all gone down hill since the DH.

I wonder what would have happened if the final batter had bunted and got on first.

Pelosi is too busy attacking left wing politicians to do anything like that.

Time for Pelosi to resign. The nation needs leadership that is going to stand up to these concentration camps and the Nazis that run them. Not someone that works with Trump and gives funding with no strings attached.

Goza noted that “the first thing that hit me when we walked in the door was the smell.” She added, “It was the smell of sweat, urine and feces.”

I will very much mocked for this, but signing a guy to a max contract, who won’t play for you for a year and is coming off an Achilles injury, seems dumb.

I just wanna see who can climb Mount Midoriyama tbh

So when I stood up, it was right in the gooch. It’s normally pleasurable for a man, isn’t it? The gooch.

Not being allowed to kick a butthole explains Conor McGregor’s success against strikers.

Remember when Paul Ryan held a press conference to explain why government run health insurance is bad because it would pool money from healthy people and use that money to pay for sick people as if that wasn't exactly how private health insurance currently works?

It’s all about those taxes going for other people’s health care. The MAGAts would rather suffer without decent health care than see one dime of their money go to anyone else’s especially anyone brown.