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Pardons require guilt, though.

I’d prefer that when they try to take a breath, they choke on COVID, but that works, too.

You fascist knuckleheads wouldn’t know left wing politics if Che Guevara came strolling in through the door.

I'm still rooting for Air Force One to crash into Biden's tour bus and there's no survivors. 

Centrists aren't FOR anything, other than "please don't let anything change". That's why they lose fucking everywhere. 

No lowballers - I know what I’ve got:

I feel like black people could have done something far smarter than nominating Biden and making this as close of a race as it is, but you do you.

#Berniewouldhavewon

If Harris is the nominee in 2024, I’ll be voting anything but Democrat.

Guess you should have helped Bernie get the nomination, then.  Biden’s going to find a way to choke.

We get it.  You’re a scumbag.

Nope, because Tommy Boy here gets them to not buy anything from the finance office.  So when the car grenades in 5,000 miles, the buyer will blame the dealer, even though it’s not really their fault.

Americans are literally the fucking worst.

The line’s always been 90% or better for GM and Jeep - so that’s 90% top marks, 10% ANYTHING else. So, the person that was happy with their average service but wasn’t wowed is killing bonuses for their salespeople all the way up.

A loss is a loss.  At least with a progressive candidate, it builds for the future.  But you don’t care about that, because you’re content with losing with centrists, because you’re a spineless pile of trash.

Hey, man.  Nice shot.

It’ll be Schumer.  And then Biden will compromise on the Supreme Court because McConnell will pinky promise not to do mean things any more.

Add in Arizona, Maine, Colorado and North Carolina and you’ve really got something.

She’s a pro-Trump centrist pile of shit.  Booker should have been the candidate.

Yeah, unfortunately a lot of the black leaders in Congress are of the “Don’t rock the boat, our day will come” type, rather than the BAMF rockthrower variety.  I would love for there to be more black representation in the progressive left, but it seems that’s becoming an area for Arab-Americans, Latinx, and younger