Sunflowers is the best track on So Much for the Afterglow. Fight me.

I dig the black girls....

But if you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says....

No love for Goldfinger?

I definitely remember writing the lyrics to "I Will Buy You a New Life" on a girl's notebook in high school and thinking it would get me a prom date, so...

You never trust a big butt and a smile. 

So that explains.  Jared Lorenzen isn't dead - he just became right handed. 

My older sister was a linebacker in high school - one of the first women to play the position in western MA.

Counterpoint:

College club baseball. I was a Three True Outcomes guy before that was a thing and went 2-9 over a doubleheader against St. Anselm with two homers, seven strikeouts and apparently a massive hole in my crotch where my ball bag was trying to flop out every time I came swinging out of my shoes (and mostly whiffing).

If there is a God, it allowed the brutal deaths of his wife,  mother in law and child. Fuck the concept of God, and the poison that is belief. 

Betty White?

Kinkshaming IS my kink.

Edit: GREATEST. 

I’m deep inside your children - they’ll betray you in my name!

Belichick nods and grunts. 

T-Shirt Hell is amazing. 

Dakota Tebow is the worst Tebow.

Pictured:  Dana White.