We have a fleet department next door here in Acton, MA that is partnered with Penske in Southern California. When the Town Cars stopped coming in, we switched to mostly Chrysler 300Ls, but we do move the BMW 7-series, the XTS and the MKT. If you’d like some contact information, happily private message me.

And therein lies the problem. I have no idea what her reaction to me is, so therefore, I have two possible negative options - not make a potential connection with someone because I can’t be psychic, or be labeled a ‘creeper’. It’s easier to say nothing in today’s society, and that just sucks.

Japanese minivans are shit. No stow and go, no power, overrated electronics/infotainment systems. You can get a new Town and Country with leather, DVD, backup camera, stow and go and power liftgate for under $30K.

This happens every day in Cleghorn.

So instead, you act like a cunt to other people? Got it.

The wrong Benoit is dead.

But that’s generic and shows that I’m not putting in any effort.

So what do you say to a plus sized lady with a very pretty face? I compliment your face because it’s been said that I can’t walk up to you and compliment you on your curves.

I found out my (ex) fiancee was cheating on me with my best friend at the time by walking in on them on my anniversary. The best friend had a girlfriend (let’s call her Sharon) who was VERY displeased to hear about this.

My first car was a 1986 Subaru GL hatchback. After dropping two transmissions, I was happy to get my hands on my first Jeep. Haven’t been back since - won’t buy anything Japanese.

Yup, Subaru’s going great because people don’t realize that they can get better vehicles over at their local Jeep dealership.

Yeah, but it still isn’t a Jeep.

I do when they’re illegally pinch hitting for the pitcher and haven’t needed to bring a glove to the ballpark in nine years (Frank Thomas).

If the DH gets to the NL, I’m done with baseball. People complain about the watered down statistics in baseball and the Hall of Fame - nothing waters down statistics more than old broken assholes that can’t field a position getting multiple at bats per game.

And if you hate baseball strategy, you like watching fat tubs of goo like Ortiz get to illegally pinch hit. May as well get a short fielder in the AL as well - it’s basically beer league softball at this point.

I participated in many qualifiers of Raw Deal. Great game. My Benoit and Rene Dupree decks were highlights.

MySky hasn’t hit as an option; it’s now able to be ordered, but it’s a 4-5 month turnaround coming from Italy.

I find Amy Schumer to be incredibly hot. Not the point, right?

That’s because it’s all we sell. I’ll order you one with a red interior, but I’ll need a nonrefundable deposit on it.

My first one came in today: