My department has a male receptionist *right now.*

He recently dumped a perfectly nice, perfectly smart woman close to his age (he’s 60, she’s 54) for a quickie marriage to a “charming” young woman my brother has called “the poor man’s Arianna Grande” who makes him miserable (but hey, she’s a size 0 and has 34Ds, sooooooo worth it!). Meanwhile, I’ve found a charming…

I’m so sorry for your loss.

The fact that it’s recorded for posterity makes it so much more horrific.

D: D: D:

That is unbelievably horrific.

How charmingly catchy! 9_9

WHAAAAAAA

Wow. That’s ... Wow.

I had asthma as a kid (so could never do the running-jumping-climbing trees thing) and eventually PCOS now, so I was, and probably always will be, chunky. For a brief period in high school I had an eating disorder, but even at my skinniest I was a 10/12 (I’m 5’11” for reference).