I think it’s a Monte Carlo

My guess on the donor car: Monte Carlo.

Hit the wall so hard now calls fenders “front quarter panels”.

I’ve done it myself several times. And many of those times, there are people standing around who refuse to give you a hand because they don’t want to get their hands or clothes dirty, yet they expect youto give them a hand in the ’ve done it myself several times. And many of those times, there are people standing…

I’ll stop when everyone in here stops attacking other people’s tastes. I refuse to watch a huge group of people talk shit like a bunch of lemmings who think they’re the authorities on what is right.

Says the guy driving a BMW.

my body is ready for six headlights

>covers lap

Sounds like your own personal The Crying Game.

Are you saying you could do it in less time?

As a fan of the classics I much prefer the original douchebag manual:

The virginity is strong in this picture.

By doing anything that isn’t this.

She could totally have an everyday vagina and a special occasion vagina. That’s what I’d do.

That’s only true if you think of time as an immutable concept that can’t be controlled by human beings. VW is working on technology to address this.

“I’m sorry Dave, I can’t hoon that.”

Facial Hair Opacity

Headlines lost to history: “Russian, Japanese Forces Decimate Poles”

Contrary to popular belief, the answer is this: they work really, really hard over a long period of time.

5 more minutes please.