Sounds like your own personal The Crying Game.

Are you saying you could do it in less time?

As a fan of the classics I much prefer the original douchebag manual:

The virginity is strong in this picture.

By doing anything that isn’t this.

She could totally have an everyday vagina and a special occasion vagina. That’s what I’d do.

That’s only true if you think of time as an immutable concept that can’t be controlled by human beings. VW is working on technology to address this.

“I’m sorry Dave, I can’t hoon that.”

Facial Hair Opacity

Headlines lost to history: “Russian, Japanese Forces Decimate Poles”

Contrary to popular belief, the answer is this: they work really, really hard over a long period of time.

5 more minutes please.

Why does it look 15 years old?

Lypsyl is my holy grail! I tried all kinds of natural balms but this is the only one that heals my lips quickly and reliably...

Lypsyl is my holy grail! I tried all kinds of natural balms but this is the only one that heals my lips quickly and…

Wagons are based on real cars. Some of them, like the M5 or E series AMG ones, look really badass in your rearview mirror, unlike all SUVs which look tall, stupid, and wallowy.

The Mazdaspeed 3 was a great example of an overpowered car. 263 hp and 280 lb-ft of torque to the front wheels is just nuts. So nuts in fact that driving the thing wasn't really fun. It would take everything to get some kind of traction during a launch, especially in the wet and the torque steer would shatter your…

pedos' vans don't have windows, n00b