So, just so everyone remembers, Ken Paxton has a lengthy criminal history, and has been under investigation/prosecution going back to 2015 for bribery, fraud, abuse of office, and other high crimes. So WTF, Texas?

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and…

“Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Fixed it.

Hi Seth! 

if only random idiots would stop deflecting from the situation at hand

This is like the 1929 stock market crash but only for the guy from your high school who was really really into Ron Paul.

hahahahahahaha, how much are you down?

Amazon, with their unimaginable resources, employs a moderately adequate PR team. They are not even remotely “woke” in the way they operate, treat workers, pay taxes, invest in the communities they exploit, mitigate their impact on the environment, etc. 

Lol. Ford Lightning truck is for sale. How long has Cybertruck been teased?

Well he lost millions in the desert so he needs the money.

bold of you to call this blog in print

Putin’s best asset in 2016 was Stein, not Trump.

Sure starting to look like we’re setting up to do it all again too, doesn’t it?

It’s entirely possible she was ducking and the process server had tried in the past to get to her in a less high profile moment. She could be the asshole here.

Also, I’m feeling an attitude of ‘how dare he go after her for custody’. Since they weren’t married, they may not have had a formal agreement filed with the…

It’s NOT bullshit. I’ve worked with process servers in the past. The stuff you see on tv about them doing whatever it takes to serve papers is basically true. They will dress up as delivery guys, pretend to be clients, raging fans, etc. to get the job done. Sudeikis would have no say on the matter regarding that. That…

With special guest star, Gronk.

I’m going to dismiss replies that Sam Wilson “doesn’t count.”

Is there a reason or a point in the style guide that indicates articles should read something is “20 times smaller” instead of “1/20th the size”? It’s not just here, it’s almost all media but just seems like a weird way to put things.

Saving the best for last.