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It’s entirely possible she was ducking and the process server had tried in the past to get to her in a less high profile moment. She could be the asshole here.

Also, I’m feeling an attitude of ‘how dare he go after her for custody’. Since they weren’t married, they may not have had a formal agreement filed with the

It’s NOT bullshit. I’ve worked with process servers in the past. The stuff you see on tv about them doing whatever it takes to serve papers is basically true. They will dress up as delivery guys, pretend to be clients, raging fans, etc. to get the job done. Sudeikis would have no say on the matter regarding that. That

What she thinks was written on her face. The biggest eye roll known to man. Everyone really could have left it at that. 

“Socially liberal, fiscally Conservative” Just means conservative.  It means someone is socially liberal, but when push comes to shove they vote for the tax cutters.  Fuck her.  Seriously.  She came from money, dicked around in school, then exploited a sex tape and created a life out of being famous for the sake of

Getting a thermite grenade onto the engine block of a vehicles currently occupied by Russian soldiers would be a different exercise altogether. Javelins and RPGs are a better bet.

Yeah, this feels pretty clickbaity, especially since the headline reads like a reaction to some news and the article image is a big Zelda screenshot.

everyone’s problem with every batman movie (particularly before they see it) has always been the casting, going all the way back to keaton.

Look I am all for fuck the police, but putting a police officer as the main picture for an article with the title

You know when Braun first bought the catalog. Kelly Clarkson tweeted that Swift should re-record everything to F him over. I guess it was good advice!

Kyle Rittenhouse is a murderer.

RIP Deadspin. Long live Defector (even if it’s behind a paywall). Fuck spamfeller.

So you’re saying Spears’ mother was... Not. That. Innocent.

Pretty hilarious that you would frame second gear in that way since last time I looked, our side doesn’t whine and then attack the nation’s capital in defense of their crooked leader...

Thrown clear to safety!

Ohio is redder than Texas, Georgia and Florida.

So what if she liquidate her retirement funds. That has nothing to do with her crime. She paid back $5,000 so the state is out $35,000. The state got back $200,00 - $300,000 from the other person but 2 million is still unaccounted for. In what universe a lost of $35,000 should result in harsher penalties than a lost

trinitron or gtfo

STFU and bring me my pizza, delivery boy.

As far as that comment about Jesse Helms it has been confirmed that Jordan never said it. As for Isiah I guess his own actions didn’t warrant it huh? Look Jordan did a lot of shady shit but I ain’t giving him grief for Isiah not making the team. Zeke should look in the mirror.