NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL..a bad lawsuit.

Want a fun time? Try meeting up with friends at an OSU game without using smoke signals. Their one cell=phone tower town is overloaded 3hrs prior to kick-off and you can watch your phone lose its charge while it tries to acquire a signal.

What is the word on the Sunday ticket on a computer? I have a mac and am considering pulling the trigger on the Madden NFL deal and hooking the mac up to a tv.

Stupidity. So much stupidity in just one comment. Please put pen to paper and write a novel RIGHT NOW! For it would be impossible for someone to say something so outstandingly stupid, and have MORE stupidity in reserve.

It's true. Hawk fans still claim XL was rigged and this forms the basis for all current discussions (Fail Mary, etc). Christ, every month we get top-fold update on Mariners players that were on the squad that played well in the 90's, so I expect XL to have a similar half-life.

Please tell me you aren't real.

Please tell me this isn't real.

Maybe they could remote to the PS4.

Does the President stay in presidential suites? Whenever he swings by Seattle he stays in what I would consider the least presidential hotel (Westin Towers) downtown. I also can't envision the traveling department booking $25k/night pads.

GIVE IT MORE TIME! Soon you will begin to wonder how you lived without HGTV. I mean, several times a day you can watch annoying couples travel the world and pass on their dream house because the appliances are not stainless steel. AND HOARDERS!! Sweet Jeezus if you ever needed an impetus to toss those college text…

This is so great, I'm re-reading in Garrison Keillor voice.

Shhhh...just discussing this could get it seqcastrated.

OMG ALMOST MY GIZMODO 6 Year Birthday!!

Was anyone else standing and saluting after reading this? I'm about ready to invade a porn-less country and liberate them. MOVIE VOICEOVER VOICE: North Korea, get ready to meet kink.com. *Cocksgun

I made the hard drive as well as the ram this spring. I went for the 1tb hard drive and it is amazing now that I am taking RAW photos. I would warn folks however that the fan does indeed get warm when using iphoto or any program that needs to access the harddrive.

The Falcon width is taller than an At-At!?

Perhaps, but I don't know anybody that dated R. Kelly, so I can't speak to that for sure.

True story: he is in the closet.

That was so good, I threw-up at the end.