I'm so excited right now, I won't hit play for fear my middle school me with all the stolen quarters from my household, will be let down.

I think this is a great way to tax idiots. At this time of year we have Ducks those WW2 amphibicar tours that assault us throughout Seattle. They blow into duck noisemakers, play YMCA nonstop and play rocky theme music anytime they pass someone jogging. My only consolation is everyone laughing paid a stupid amount of…

So I never thought I would say this, but I kind of liked ye olde "show-us-your birth-certificate" crazy days. At least then, it was just a festival of craziness, like an Onion article in real life.

Oh that reminds me.

Man who has never told a funny joke to deliver insight on this important discussion topic.

No. No, it's not worth waiting for the gif to load.

I had to do a control+ find "Hamms" just to be sure it was robbed.

Oh. They also made motor oil I see.

I feel like I need to be quiet when reading this list because the cops might be outside.

I work with neurosurgeons on occasion, brain tumors are surprisingly treatable. I can't locate the source currently, but I believe about 80% are operable and or non-cancerous. He has a surgery scheduled which is a good sign. They can remove numerous ways (nose etc) or hit it with sterotactic radiosurgery if it is…

Nice. The judges also would have accepted polonium.

Tastes like burn

I suspect he will get far more comfortable letting three shaved men enter without speaking in the near future.

The community I grew up in Florida is a gated hell. Which means I can't see how that hell has changed. Do you make an attempt to enter gated communities? If so what is the general reaction by the gate keepers? Note: most communities let ANYONE in if you say you are going to visit the real estate office in my…

I believe we are still paying for the dome too, which was demolished 2 years before I even moved here.

I blame ass hair. Has anyone stuck the razor back there? I read a horrifying reddit on how it becomes SUPER SLIMY and CHAFES without ass hair, so I chickened away from it.

I'll bite. How many towel uses before moving on to another clean towel? I generally switch it up when I can no longer smell the bleach on my current towel. I only use really nice overly priced comfy white towels that I can napalm with bleach without worrying.

Peace Walker was a surprisingly great game on the ps3 remake. You build an army via research and recruitment. That said, I never finished it because I couldn't find certain people above a B grade very often, and it felt like I only needed them for 2 or 3 last missions.

Jesus. I need to get home to my 7mo old and enjoy this stage. The storm is a comin.

Wise choice buddy.