Well I mean if you spent a whole 27 hours on the bill it must have been perfect right?

I hate these people

I love that people (yes that’s right people) can do illegal shit in the name of a company, which inadvertently helped fund isis... and get off with a fine

I like this game, I found some too:

I made it 11 seconds....

How do fucksticks like this get elected?

This was hot fire

I believe this is a classic example of a sub tweet

I’ll take least surprising things I’ve ever heard for 800 Alex

What an utter fucking embarrassment.

“Of course I have no evidence”

OH how did I miss this! Trumpcare is all about choice!

Gross

Trump is so out there that George Fucking Bush is now a moderate!

It’s actually a choose your own adventure. But the next phrase has to start with “with a rusty...”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again...

He just can’t stop fucking winning 😎

All science classes will receive new text books, surprise! It’s a bible...

What’s the over/under on angry tweets about how bad the U.K. is after this trip?

This is a pretty damn accurate representation of the past year or so