Great to have you back, $kaycog :)

Congratz ohjvo

I’m gonna need a pugh analysis on the pros/cons of all of my donut options. After you present me the facts and data supporting your decision I will throw it away and do whatever the fuck I want to do anyway.

Can confirm.

Um i wanna play a different game.

“I guess it’s okay, because my car makes me happy, and you can’t put a price on happiness.”

But they did. They sure as hell did.

Lilesa said he had considered Kenya or the United States if it’s not safe for him in Ethiopia.

Because, if it were nine feet wide, it’d be an S-9.

Looks more like Marcus’s kinda girl.

This screams midwest stripper to me. So, she probably works at a chili’s now. That or an Applebees.

For the Jalops...

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

Sorry, I meant, “...there was no more of this disaster show left to sit through in hopes that it would get better but somehow got perpetually disappointed.”

That’s what she said.

COTD right here.

HIV is no longer the death sentence it was in the 80s. However Mustang ownership is still as dangerous for pedestrians, bicyclists, and other drivers.

Let’s say you’re stuck in an unhappy marriage. Outwardly, sure, you pretend everything is fine. Your wife is nice, she’s not cheating on you, but... it’s just lost that loving feeling. When you got married at 24, everything seemed great, but now you’re 37, and things just... well... they suck. You got into gardening…

Congratulations, Mr. T off the New, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an Audi which this lovely lady will deliver when she figures out how to get in. It seams that she can’t open the door.