Looks more like Marcus’s kinda girl.

This screams midwest stripper to me. So, she probably works at a chili’s now. That or an Applebees.

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

Sorry, I meant, “...there was no more of this disaster show left to sit through in hopes that it would get better but somehow got perpetually disappointed.”

That’s what she said.

COTD right here.

HIV is no longer the death sentence it was in the 80s. However Mustang ownership is still as dangerous for pedestrians, bicyclists, and other drivers.

Let’s say you’re stuck in an unhappy marriage. Outwardly, sure, you pretend everything is fine. Your wife is nice, she’s not cheating on you, but... it’s just lost that loving feeling. When you got married at 24, everything seemed great, but now you’re 37, and things just... well... they suck. You got into gardening…

Amen!

Congratulations, Mr. T off the New, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an Audi which this lovely lady will deliver when she figures out how to get in. It seams that she can’t open the door.

This. More Harris, less Evans, please. In fact, all Harris, no Evans.

Literally have the exact opposite opinion of yours. Chris Evans is a hyperactive freak, while LeBlanc at least has decent chemistry with some of the guests, like his rapper friend on the SUV journey. The chemistry is what counts, so if they brought in Jenson Button or someone a bit more restrained and a lot more…

Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.

Maybe we should have Ben back here more often... what do you guys think about that?

I usually scroll down in the comments really fast to not show the usually pretty NSFW $kay post at work, but this time it wasn’t so bad!

*Takes off glasses*

Fantastic window sticker...

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