Never being able to come back to New York doesn't seem short sighted to me. Seems like a no-loss situation. No year in jail, and best excuse ever if anyone tries to get him to go to New York: sorry, I'm banned from there.

Thank you for saying all this in a way I've never quite been able to.

I'm sorry sir, your eyes seem to be defective. You may want to check to see if they are still under warranty.

100k marked on the ODO.

I have zero sympathy for people unable to control themselves and their anger to the point where they fuck their own lives up because of it.

@lovecars is pretty good too. Also, both Pagani and Koenigsegg are great manufacturer instagram accounts.

It is but it still sucks. :(

Finding out if someone eats at Jimmy Johns is a quick and reliable way of finding out if they hate food or lack taste buds.

Even the free smells are disgusting, I can't imagine why anybody would want to eat there if there are any other options nearby.

If you believe they did this on purpose I've got beach-front property on the Moon to sell you.

Don't be an idiot.

News flash: nobody but Argentinians give a shit about your silly little war over some useless islands 30 years ago.

News flash 2: Only people TRYING to find a way to be offended would try and link the license plates on those cars and your silly little war.

Congrats Argentinians, you're sore losers that go out of your way to find things to take offense to.

Bet that's what you want to be known for.

I would drive a Model S Donk every day. Every. Single. Day.

25 years ago was 1989. Most cars were terrible low-powered shitheaps in 1989 because they hadn't figured out how to make good engines while meeting emissions standards yet.

So obviously:

Surely I can't be the only one who would happily buy the FF Sportwagen. All these others are gloriously awful parody, but the FF Sportwagen looks glorious.

Me too. Part of my brain is saying "that is really ugly."

The other part is screaming "holy shit, that looks amazing"

You could make the same argument about renting a house/apartment, and it would still be wrong.

When the lease is done you've had a car you enjoyed for X number of years. Now you can lease another new car.

Yep, I'm looking at flying to Kota Kinabalu in March and I'm not seeing any screaming deals.

The worst part is just how real it is: http://www.puma-automobiles.com/

Agreed. Until I really read about it and understood it a few months ago I thought the same way, but now I'm pretty open to the possibility of leasing in the future.

Can we just remove the ability to use burner accounts on Jezebel? Would we be losing anything? I understand that at times there may be good reasons to allow anonymous posting but it seems like the negatives outweigh the positives in this case.