Frankly the car's reviews of drivability mean very little when it's so boring looking I've already forgotten what it looks like after scrolling down the page. Nobody will remember to go to a dealership to even drive it.

I want to know what kind of funny-pills they've been taking that they are delusional enough to think any percentage of the low-end luxury car buyers are going to look at the snorefest that is the TLX and even remember to cross-shop it with others in the segment.

It's so boring I have to keep scrolling up the page…

It's cool, we're here and this is adorable. <3

I'm a straight dude but my M3 is Hans and is definitely male.

Absolutely, no question about it. My only car is an E36 M3 but based on looks I would take the XE over any new 3-series. If they make the XE-R (or whatever they call it) competitive with the M3/4 then we're really talking.

According to Wolfram Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=40+ro…

No, it shows that if you drive with the average speed of traffic in any given situation you're less likely to have a collision. The speed itself is much less important than traveling with traffic.

$900 for that thing for a week? Holy shit.

I think I paid a little under $300 for a week of a perfectly good stripper-spec (but peppy) Hyundai in Panama earlier this year with a nice useful stereo and enough power to get me up steep hill without complaining.

"If you hadn't insisted on driving this century-old antique instead of my mother's perfectly good Dacia Sandero we wouldn't be about to freeze to death in the fucking Alps! And why did you tell me to "dress for the opera" anyway? I don't see a goddamn theatre around here!"

I... what?

I read the bullet point version and still don't understand. Goddammit Lexus.

The problem with giving a teenager a Miata is that there is a stronger-than-usual chance that they'll ruin the car by slamming it or making it hellaflush or some other godawful car shit

Why is "cost of labor" such a concern to you? Why not inefficiencies in the parts and materials market? Why not overpaid management and executives?

Your line of thinking is exactly what is wrong with capitalism in America. How about instead we pay the workers more and let their earnings and spending increase profits?

You're very, very inexperienced at both friendships and relationships aren't you?

And that's a really strong undertone of sexism, implying that women can't handle their partner having close friendships with other women. Then again I'm guessing you're emotionally unable to handle the inverse as well...

Of course I did and of course it wasn't. What the hell is wrong with you?
You either don't have any social circle or have a really fucked up social circle if that's how you view the world.

Don't pretend you're friends with someone you only want to sleep with. Be up front about it (the answer isn't always no).

"You can still be friends with him, but typically guys only have friends that are girls because they want to sleep with them."

The fuck? No. Any guy who does this is pretty fucking sleazy. There's nothing wrong with wanting to sleep with some of your friends whether you're male or female but if that's the reason you're…

It comes from Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaires taking anecdotal bad things that have happened under unions and thinking they apply to all or most unions.

Oh, and for those of you who don't know what that means: http://www.temporarilyembarrassedmillionaires.org/

All this tells me is that in 7-10 years we're going to see a bunch of Rolls-Royces selling for cheap.

On the downside I really doubt these new-generation Rolls are at all easy to wrench on, so while the barrier to entry might not be bad, good luck on maintenance!

Is this even possible? I guess it must be but holy shit, I cannot imagine attempting to buy a car and maintain it on top of living expenses making such a small amount of money.

He has every right to call the assclowns who think "rolling coal" is cool idiots.

It just helps that it's also the truth.

You know you're popular when people spend so much time telling you how much they hate you.

Keep it up!