Still find the whole narrative around Tiger a weird indication of how whack and puritan our society is becoming. That whole documentary was like, ‘Tiger, the sad tragic story, his great demise.’ I mean – he’s only the greatest golfer possibly in the history of the sport, an unbelievable success story (and in the face…

I know zippy about tractors except that I want one. Does JD have a virtual monopoly? Can people shop else ware or does JD have machines that others do not?

I wish I could find it, but there was a great story once about a woman who got a dick pic and just barraged the guy back with dick pic after dick pic with captions like “We friends now! Friends send dick picks!” until he was begging, begging, begging her to stop. It was beautiful....

Other good response: The woman who…

For the record, I have a similar story, and degrees to show for it. I just don’t think that my path is necessarily a path to success for everyone, or that it’s as easy or simple as “just be like me”. You are not everyone, everyone is not you, and lots of people have gone through much harder shit than either of us, I’m…

Obviously not very well, dude.

Not well AT ALL.

Glad I’m not you. Sheesh.

Well aren’t you just a paragon of virtue. If only everyone could just be as good as you, there would simply be no sociological issues to confront anymore. We just would have worked all our asses off (which we obviously don’t do now...) and used our brains more! Simple! Amirite? Man, I wish I could be more like you.…

Making a weekend’s worth of food in four hours is more than “work”. My $.02.

Hmm. I wonder who the most humanly opposite man to Kanye who is also a music celebrity is for her to hook up with next. 

What drove Trump crazy was the old money families and upper crust of NYC would have nothing to do with him. He so desperately wanted to be included in that crowd. But they saw him for what he was, a crass asshole, the only thing separating him from the hill jack idiots who love him is his money.

One of my favorite things is when a Trump supporter being interviewed said he liked some picture of Trump eating KFC because it made him feel like he was just like him, like they had some common ground. Motherfucker was eating KFC with a golden fork and knife on his private jet.

Ask the guys down at BJ’s Restaurants.

It’s good quick service restaurants take away options every now and then. It teaches people how to cope with loss, so later in life when they are having limbs amputated due to diabetes, they’re more equipped to deal with it.

The panamera sport-turismo is awesome and so is this!

Nah, how does “Model 2" fit into S-3-X-Y?

This plan relies on the average Tesla buyer being a blindly brand loyal idiot who just wants to be able to say they drive a Tesla for their social status and don’t actually care about having the best car.

I really loved Mythbusters. It’s mind-boggling to me that Discovery pulled the plug, as it seemed like the vivacious hosts continued to enjoy their work.  I’m sure it had something to do with escalating salary demands and the studio executives believing they could accomplish the same level of infotainment for far less…

Still without power and yet, here you are instead of fleeing to Cancun. Good on you!

Neutral: This week sucked. I didn’t have power for the past four days. I was fairly prepared, but there still wasn’t much we could do to help anyone else.

I also heard she’s ugly. But don’t let Ted Cruz know I said that. I don’t want him trying to be my new best friend.

So his wife is as selfish and clueless as he is. What a perfect match.