They have, however not very reliably at it, and even before that precious warranty expires.

...and stop calling me “Shirley.”

The whole airline employees missing due to opting out of vaccines thing is a dumb conspiracy theory that has been debunked multiple times.

A measure laughably easy to defeat.  Put it in place and I guarantee you 90% of the school population checks out that book over the course of the year.  Kids love the feeling of sticking it to some uptight douchecanoe.

You may use magic marker.

Yes in a way. They're still open internationally and Foot Locker was spun out of Wollworths in the US. https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaellisicky/2020/10/24/23-years-after-its-last-us-store-closed-woolworth-remains-open-and-competitive-in-mexico/?sh=4f480a5f4ab6

You’re assuming that Elio wasn’t just vapor ware and a scam for almost all of its existence.  Mr. Elio has fared very well through all of this.

Back end looks like a Land Rover that went through the dryer one too many times.

It’s a pop culture site examining how a major celebrity manages his image and how that image has evolved. They’re not digging in. It’s a thoughtful and balanced piece.

I mean, why? As a thought experiment, it’s a really long way to go (developing a company, and product, and everything!) for a shitty (decent? passing fair??) pun.

I don’t care how many times I watch it, it just gets better.

At least the front didn’t fall off.

My arthritic hip and knee disagrees.

Anything I’m commuting in.

Brian Wilson would like a word. 

Brian Wilson and Casey Kasem would disagree.

Now, bring in the financial forensic investigators.

Also, ‘sando’ and ‘sandwich’ are each two syllables. What’s the point? Even worse is when you order a ‘sando’ and you get a hot dog.

Mushrooms are food, shrooms are for getting high. It is important to not confuse the two. If someone offers me shrooms and it turns out they are giving me some porcini on the side, then I am going to be very annoyed.