Tesla is like a lone pizza place in town. It didn’t matter if the pizza was meh. If you wanted pizza, you got it from there. Then another pizza place opens up, but with better pizza. And people start ordering from the new place. Then as the population grows, more pizza places open up. Some diehards still order from…

In Ontario Canada, the Highway Traffic Act states that 4 way flashers are to be utilized when traveling 20 kph or more under the posted speed limit.

Which state? Mississippi? Georgia? Alabama?

“... all gooped up." So, they smell like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina?

I see a woman walking a small dog some mornings. It’s some kind of terrier. It has short hair, but with a coloured Mohawk. It has a spikey collar and sometimes wears a little leather coat.

‘Funcle'

The smile from the woman filming was the perfect accoutrement.

We also would have accepted (in Yoda voice)

Is he excited because of all the parts that he can sell you? " Kids! You get to go to college!"

I fucking love Emma Stone. Her, and Jennifer Lawrence. Apparently they are buddies. Oh, to sit at the table with them over dinner and copious drinks.

I thought (hoped?) You were going to say " Put the salesman in the large bag and place it in the trunk. Close the lid and only open it when the salesman agree your price." Now that's  negotiating!

Try Sketchers “ GOwalk sandals. I’ve never had sketchers that weren't totally awesome. 

A ban from all airlines. Lifetime.

There needs to be zero tolerance for this kinda shit. Go straight to jail. No bond. A prison sentence and enough of a fine that it ruins their lives forever. And do the same to all the assholes that harrass and assault retail employees. 

You could ask the same question of why they vote scammers into political office.

Well, it is kinda legit. Except it's  Dodgecoin, and you get to rent a Dodge Caliber.

3rd gear: China is worried about someone spying on them ? Oh, the irony.

So, would you say that you aren't confused and your thoughts are Lucid?

My favorite Indy moment was when he shot that guy in the swordfight.

It’s the baby station wagons waiting for the momma station wagon to feed them. Their little horns going “Beep Beep Beep.”