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and also allows them to find like minded jerks to validate and amplify their opinions. 

I was thinking that if you remove the pretentious name, its just a ploughmans lunch.

Bologna is an abomination made of snouts ‘n arseholes.

Warner Brothers needs to sue this guy for copyright infringement.  I pretty sure they have the rights to 'looney toons'.

Donny could buy this for Melania. I’m sure she's used to faking things.

A few days in jail and having to cross back into the U.S. by bus because your boat has been confiscated might solve the problem.

A.K.A. “ The Brady Bunch” font

Question: how do they cut/ reshape the glass ? Particularly the windshield which is usually curved both vertically and horizontally. 

Juggalos cooking classic French cuisine.

Now is a perfect  time for A&W to bring back the drive in and carhops. Covid + nostalgia = profits 

Yep. I do this all the time. Save up shrimp and lo ster shells in the freezer until I have enough. Then make seafood stock. Glorious as a base for clam chowder.

Honeycomb right out of the box as a snack. Fight me.

First I read ‘Pour stuff into the avacado hole.’ and thought ‘ oh my. That sounds dirty ‘

Would this work with rum instead of whiskey?

Oops. Genesis GV 80.

D.O.T.Y.

Honda Fit.

I wonder if the bookies have bets on whether there will be an election? I'd say its 50/50. The Republicans say there will be, but that just might be plausible denial.

The lead picture. How long until she realizes that he cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn tub?

For The history of dumb white people”. I read The Onion.