“Responses provided by Karma’s attorneys.” That pretty much tells me everything I need to know.

1rst gear: Great idea. What could possibly go wrong? 

That'd be a Pinto, Bob.

To all the trumpers that believe his bullshit, think about your child , or spouse, or parent on a ventilator struggling to breathe. Frightened, in pain, unsure if they will live. You be sure to yell at them for making Trump look bad. Tell them this is all a hoax and a democratic plot. 

Somebody else wrote this. It's far too coherent to come out of Donnie's head. Ironic and stupid, but at least coherent. 

Haven’t seen it, nor 50 shades. My thought on them are “hmmm, women all horny over rich guys.”. In real life, look at guys that are not even remotely handsome that women fall for. Trump , Mick Jagger, etc..

Judge: “F.F.S., Act like grownups and figure this shit out among yourselves. “

Extremely heavy, smooth tires. My first thought is "the guy that designed this must be from Florida and has never seen snow."

These dummies might be surprised when they go job hunting and a Google search by H.R. brings up why they were let go from their previous jobs.

Asimo feels bad you referred to Zuck as a robot.

Oooh, that's good.

Well of course she does. Just like Adele’s previous boyfriend wanted a share of her profits because some of the heartbreak songs were about him. The judge laughed that out of the court.

Can we start with there's no such thing as a “ face mask exempt card”

None of these “ disrupter” business models are supposed to be profitable. They just need to get big enough and hyped enough to cash out. Get an established company that sees them as “ the future” to buy them, go public with an I.P.O. and cash out, or trick a hedge fund into investing. Its we olde tymers call “a scam”.

I shouldn't laugh. I did, but I shouldn't. 

Capitalism !

But the executives get retention bonuses ! And there will be less staff in order to cut costs. That will be sure to bring in the customers. 

No,no. He tripped and fell right into her vagina.

While I am glad it wasn’t a racist asshole attacking Bubba Wallace, I'm also glad to see the support  Bubba got from the other drivers and crew and NASCAR.

Greg will buy this because he always wanted one when he was in high school, but the only time he drove was when he borrowed mom’s mini van. He wants to show up to the 20th high school reunion next year and show Becky Sue. She never gave him the time of day back then and was hooking up with Chad on the football team.…