Funny how all the “What about the children?!” Christians are remarkably silent over the treatment of children and their parents by the trump administration.

Jesus fucking christ ain’t gonna help you. He's been bought and paid for.

Hi Tom. Just wondering what your thoughts were on vehicle sales once the country opens back up a bit.

At least it didn't catch on fire.

“Hospitals and insurance providers require bailout." I never even thought about that.

“Is that a dodge?” "Oh, no my good man. That exquisite piece of automotive engineering happens to be a hyperbole 3000."

Exactly. It's like the mortgage debt that caused the Last recession.  They just bundle  this and resell it. They dont actually keep it.

The ad doesn’t mention the most important feature. “How many golf bags will it hold?”

That percentage seems low.

Fun to drive. Carries way more than you would think. Reliable. Inexpensive to buy and run. Ridiculously easy to park anywhere. Light, tossable, wheeee!

Out of date photos.  Aftermarket modifications. 110,000 miles. This isn't  even crack pipe. This is meth.

It’s a requirement of Jalopnik to hate on Toyota and Honda.

I was thinking that they weren’t expecting it to be a warranty repair.

Can the chase car be an Aztec? Please?

Update: rich guy gets laid.

Is that more gross than creepy, or more creepy than gross?

Honda Fit. Fun to drive ( think comfortable gocart ). Cheap to own. The inside is magically bigger than you would  think possible.  Reliable. Honda manuals feel just right.

Calm down Karen, or I will have to call the manager.

As a former chef, I have been asked what the difference is between a cook and a chef.

The secret ingredient is arctic explorers