Former chef here:

That’s one fancy hot pocket.

Maybe I’m dumber than I think I am, but why does the centre tunnel need to be that big on a rear engine, rear wheel drive vehicle?

1rst gear:

Money talks.

While I would love to see Warren take the nomination and Presidency, I’m not sure America will elect a woman, and am still surprised they elected Obama.

My wife and I were married in a small church in a morning ceremony, and had a lunch gathering at a restaurant. We took a dozen people out for dinner afterwards. We had no stag/doe, no showers or bachelor parties. The whole thing was about sharing our love with friends, without making it a big production.

Nice price, with a caveat:

I was thinking along those lines myself.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

If a female driver isn’t given the opportunity to prove herself, how would  anyone  know if she's  an amazing driver 

How much of the misogyny is due to the male drivers not wanting to “be beaten by a girl .”

Some people watched Evel Knievel hoping he would make the jump.

What is the official military term for "pissing match "?

Jeez, it’s almost like intervening in a foreign countries affairs and overthrowing a government might make the citizens a tad resentful.

I used to ride a motorcycle that had 120 horsepower.

Why does the lead photograph show a picture of a muppet?

I also wonder what their insurance will think when they find out a vehicle insured for private use is being used as a commercial for profit vehicle, with the added liability of passengers.

I drive a tractor trailer, and I never realized how much I use the fender mirrors until I drove a truck without them.

Oh, now look what you've done.