Corporate exploitation of prison labor also contributes to unemployment and drives down the cost of free labor. Just like old time slavery!

Yes, that’s a huge issue and it is getting very little coverage. Prisons across the nations are on strike due to the appalling working conditions. Prisoners get very little sympathy despite many of them only being in there due to minor drug offenses. They certainly do not deserve to be treated like slaves.

On a related note, could you all please, please cover the prison strike? There’s a lot happening the Denver Women’s CI!

He has always seemed like the anally retentive super clean type to me.

Sounds like pin the problem on the famous guy (regardless of who is responsible).

Hmm. Glass being a filthy person would be kind of fun, but my money’s on the condo board being bananas.

A roach. A leak. A lawsuit. And a banana peel. All this. And more. On the next. This. American Life.

They arrested and convicted geologists of manslaughter for not predicting a fucking earthquake! Fortunately it was overturned. My husband, whose research involves fault zones, considered doing a sabbatical in Italy — I was so down to hang out there for a year! — but he was very turned off after that fiasco.

As someone who is socially awkward at times, especially in stressful or exhausting situations, I kind of understand those cartwheels.

Excellent.

Forget clear plastic clothes, I want to bring back clear plastic inflatable furniture of the late 90s!

Because boys are the only thing silly lady brains care about, right?

What is the actual point you’re trying to make here?

Could be. I was bullied relentlessly for 8 years, and toward the end I had day dreams about taking an unloaded gun to school into the class that I shared with the ringleader and a few of her followers and holding them hostage just to show them how it felt to be terrified. I was lucky to have a great support system in…

It’s just as likely that she was being bullied by another girl. Can’t say I’ve met anybody from Texas who wasn’t a little off or xenophobic.

This just highlights the Solomon-like wisdom of suggesting that teachers bring firearms to school. Can you imagine the carnage of a slew of half-trained educators running the hallways with their 9mm’s shooting at anything that moves.

that a responding police officer was also injured when another officer’s gun accidentally discharged.

Yeah it's really hard when they are resisting and saying no. Makes it a challenge for sure.

its incredibly difficult for me to read anything this cretin says without saying it in a caveman voice.

“I find my penis is hard to penetrate females.”