Yep, they look exactly like Spanx. More skintone-inclusive Spanx.

Why would he know her? Should he know her? 80% of America doesn't know her.

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.

He isn’t a fashion designer. He's like that friend who bought a rug and a lamp and got a lot of compliments and now she's an interior decorator. There’s nothing visionary about beige and brown leotards and cream-colored sweater dresses. He just has really gross ideas about presenting women and using them ornamentally.…

His clothes look like the shapewear section at Target became self aware and placed itself on a swath of models. Also, those poor models for having to withstand that heat.

“...you’re the only one whose opinions on you matter...”

Having co-ordinated large (although better organized events,) I actually can totally see this happening. One guy tells them to leave their stuff outside, and that he’ll take care of it. He tells another guy to wait by the boxes of stuff while he goes inside to find out what’s supposed to happen with the group and…

I want to know where they apparently left this pile of merch? Like in a pile somewhere? Why wouldn't you leave it in your vehicle. Which, if broken into would result in a police report. I also vote lies.

I dunno, can we really use the word “choice” when children under the age of 15 are part of it?

Have you looked at some of the photos of Trump supporters lately?

Agreed. Thats what u get when u do business with trump.

Trump is an asshole scam artist, but I honestly don’t give a shit if these people get paid or not because they chose to perform for the benefit of an odious slimeball.

According to “sources” her mother is arranging all these hot take relationships to detract from her gayness.

This is straight from the The Swift School of Bearding.

...and I thought Harry was involved with one of the other Directionables? Wait a minute; you don’t think we’ve been Swifted do you?!

I thought Kendall was gay? Whatever happened to those rumors?

I am going to pretend this is just a ploy to distract people from the torrid love affair between Harry and Tom Hardy that started on the set of Dunkirk and continued in my raunchiest fantasies.

That’s because real men drink their feelings away /s

Dammit. I feel for her, but you just know a whole lotta Texan men are smugly talking about women being too emotional for power positions today.

I hope britney finds happiness. She usually looks sad or scared in pics. I wish she could just leave the limelight for a few years and focus on herself and her kids.