There is nothing wrong with being a Luddite!

Ick. He’s such an Osmond.

And this! One of my go-to “I’m feeling sad and would prefer to feel differently” videos.

This is my favorite song. And this version made me weep:

Here is a really good interview with Sally Field where she talks about finding voice for her rage in Norma Rae, her childhood sexual abuse and why women need to stay angry:

Starred only because this looks like flawlessly executed satire. 

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I’m in my 12th week of a thankfully successful pregnancy so far. We had to go through hell and back with IVF to get here and I’ve been a ball of nerves and anxiety until my ultrasound today. If god forbid, I had lost the baby, and I had to deal with this fuckstick on top of an already devastating miscarriage, I would…

Truly incredible reporting. I’m proud to see how Jalopnik has evolved into a place where I can experience the weirdness of Torchinsky’s mind, but also the sheer brilliance of Ryan Felton on real-life issues.

HOly fuck samosa piiiiiiiiieee!!!!!!!

I hope they adopt.

I think there actually is...

Maybe she was smuggling samosas, Miss Kimball. Those weddings look dreary as fuck. Maybe she had an entire samosa pie in there. Who are we to judge?

How about, she’s allowed her opinion and you’re allowed yours?  I'm so weary of the pressure that we must all march in lockstep together on he said, she said; we *always* have to believe the woman.  That conformity is dangerous.  And worse, concluding that Rowling is a garbage person because she disagrees with you? …

I legit thought that picture was Kate Middleton, not Meghan Markle. It’s like there is an official princess handbook on coats and hats and blush!

Bortle (noun): a hapless individual whose propped up by his colleagues yet receives accolades for what the team accomplishes despite contributing as hard as he possibly can to undermine their collective efforts. Ex. Blake Bortles his way in Kansas City. 

Mark Judge, the man Christine Blasey Ford says was in the room when Kavanaugh tried to sexually assault her, says he has “no memory of this alleged incident” and that he does not “wish to speak publicly about the incidents described.”

I’m so pissed that I’m sitting in the most disgusting traffic and not at home drinking wine and talking shit to the tv. :((

See, this is how you deal with nazi’s! You don’t call them, “fine people” you give them a .45 Liberty lobotomy! When did we as a world forget that the nazis are the bad guys.