I also read Serena but my first thought was the mermaid.

I’m so glad I acted like a lame tourist and visited when I first got to the city. I was super lonely (just moved countries) and broke at the time and just wandering around the store made me feel slightly better for a little while, especially knowing I had been there before when I was really little, and remembering…

Cat is shark, yes?

http://www.takepart.com/article/2013/0…

My first thought: How is there an aquarium in the Midwest sufficient enough for a family of dolphins?

Should I make it up to you by belittling non-white people? OH WAIT, no, that’s already been done for hundreds of years.

I feel so sorry for the graphic designer who had to do this.

I find vaping embarrassing too - and I don’t really like the taste or sensation of it much. I miss cigarettes.

Does anyone know who the actual ‘real-life, red-headed local’ is?

I can think of no reason why cutting another person’s hair against their wishes is reasonable, unless you’re about 4 years old and got bubblegum in it, or have a horrible case of lice.

When did Jezebel become Buzzfeed?

Maybe celebrities are just more likely to get diagnosed, because they have the time and money to access decent healthcare.

Sounds like they are trying way too hard.

The family bed thing is nice. I liked getting to sleep in the same bed as my family when I was little.

I don’t think that customer service here is that much worse than any other metropolitan area. Overall you will probably get worse service at a large busy chain in midtown than the same store in suburban Florida, but they don’t have to serve as many people.

Elmshurst is a suburb of Queens

That’s New York.

If this stemmed from a misunderstanding, then that’s pretty unfortunate all around, especially if someone had to leave their job.

Uh, no. It’s actually a really difficult, trying job, because you have to deal with customers and make their food and drinks at the same time.

Haha. Subtle. The other one whose name i don’t know, with the least make-up, is the only sane person in this thing.